"I feel like if you don’t know I’m a lesbian in, like, the first five seconds you lay eyes on me then, you know, unfortunately for you, you need to go out and have a fucking cocktail once in a while." - LP .

-Lexie. 29. tired butch lesbian. She/her/hers

sidebar gif made by me.

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Mass Effect Trilogy
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Miranda Lawson/Female Shepard, Miranda Lawson & Female Shepard, Miranda Lawson/Shepard, Miranda Lawson & Shepard
Characters: Miranda Lawson, Female Shepard (Mass Effect), Shepard (Mass Effect)
Additional Tags: Fluff, Smut, Citadel DLC, Casino date, Shawson, femshawson, lawshep, Alice Joan Shepard, strap on, also there’s prosthetic like strap on tech in this fic because fuck off it’s the future, also biotics, Lesbian Sex, Soulmates, otp, miranda lawson is bisexual, my shepard is a lesbian, also has lots of tats and scars, Custom Shepard (Mass Effect), my shep is a paragon/colonist/sole survivor, anyway i think that’s enough tags
Summary:

Miranda Lawson invites her girlfriend out to the Silver Sun Casino for a night on the town, seeking some kind of normalcy in the midst of the reaper war. Commander Shepard has a few ideas up her sleeve, eager to drink the night away with the woman she loves.

A continuation of the Casino date where they get a little too drunk and a little too horny.

Edit: Now with an accompanying art piece!

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the-cheeky-geek-monkey:

because suranne’s facial expressions in these scenes had me absolutely howling

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genocidalfetus:

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You see this boy lounging at Afterlife. Would you approach?

tagged as: #cyberpunk 2077
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milf-ray-toro:

whats the longest (singular) flight youve been on?

never been on a plane

less than 1 hour

1+ hour

2+ hours

5+ hours

8+ hours

10+ hours

12+ hours

14+ hours

15+ hours

singular meaning without stopping for any reason

feel free to add what the flight was!

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unfortunate realization that sugar free pepsi is leagues worse than sugar free coke lmao.

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spyderqueen:

assassinationtipsforladies:

dankmemeuniversity:

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In case only children are trying to write realistic sibling interactions : remember this card and the fact that this person’s sibling saw their illiterate child buy this, in fact probably paid for it, and said nothing

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tagged as: #tiny humans#dogs#LMAO
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bizarrette:

I work at a movie theater.

And personally? To be in the tickets booth, and see young girls, teenagers, adult women, coming in to see Barbie,

the most highlighter pink outfits, some of them coming in with the dolls they’re dressed as, laughing to each other, cheering for each other,

to see the men they’re coming to see it with, dressed in pink, cheering them on, taking their pictures with smiles and cheers in the lobby at the photo op

touches something so deep in me

I can’t say any nuances of the movie that haven’t already been said, but like, fuck man, love is so deep and so kind and to be able to see glimpses of it from behind my little ticket desk makes me a little less nihilistic.

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kingofgoblets:
“postcard-confessions:
““I’m becoming who I am and it’s the scariest thing I’ve ever done.”
Posted from the PostSecret website.
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(important to note: the postcard includes a chemical formula pasted next to the message. the chemical is...

kingofgoblets:

postcard-confessions:

“I’m becoming who I am and it’s the scariest thing I’ve ever done.”


Posted from the PostSecret website.

(important to note: the postcard includes a chemical formula pasted next to the message. the chemical is testosterone.)

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pancakeke:

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only $1400 to scare the shit out of yourself every single night of your life

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unexpectedyarns:

liberalsarecool:

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UPS drivers making more money will help all workers make more money.

Labor united helps all labor. Rising wages is not zero sum.

Don’t fall for ‘divide and conquer’ rhetoric from the Establishment. They fear the power and influence of worker solidarity.

Not only that but a Class A CDL can take thousands of dollars to get, and road experience comes as HARD LESSONS.

And it is freekin HARD to get on at UPS. I’ve been on the road as a driver for 2 years and I got ghosted by them. Plus they work in all (hot, storming, freezing) weather and all traffic conditions. GIVE THEM THE FREEKING $42 AN HOUR.

I had a company offer me $16 an hour for Class A CDL work. They would not have had the AUDACITY to lowball me like that if the going rate in the industry was where it should be. I’m making more than that frying chicken.

Wanna know why some store shelves are empty and there are still supply chain problems? Truckers don’t want to put up with your stupid ass in traffic to bring your “stuff” to the stores for $16 an hour.

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